Ironic… No I don’t think!

The song “Ironic” for Alanis Morissette is one of those songs that almost everyone knows!

The song does talk about some ironic moments in life, but then mentions that “Life has a funny way of helping you out”.

With that fact in mind, no one actually refers to that song for anything positive; that’s why I took the liberty of rewriting the lyrics with happy moments and nothing ironic!

It does not rhyme as the original song, but guess what?! I am no Alanis!!

ENJOY!
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An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and lived for another day

It’s a butterfly in your Chardonnay

It’s a death row pardon two minutes too soon

And isn’t it ironic…Not Anymore… don’t you think?

It’s like rain after your wedding day

It’s a free ride when you cannot pay

It’s the good advice that you just did take

Who would’ve thought… it did figure

Bahamas Wedding

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane landed down he thought

“Well isn’t this nice…”

And isn’t it ironic… Not anymore…don’t you think?

It’s like rain after your wedding day

It’s a free ride when you cannot pay

It’s the good advice that you just did take

Who would’ve thought… it did figure

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything’s gone wrong but nothing blows up

In your face

A traffic jam when you’re already there

A no-smoking sign on your hospital break

It’s like ten thousand spoons when that’s all you need

It’s meeting the man of my dreams

And then living a happy life

And isn’t it ironic…not anymore…don’t you think?

A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really don’t think…

It’s like rain before your wedding day

It’s a free ride when you cannot pay

It’s the good advice that you just did take

Who would’ve thought… it did figure

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out, I really do think!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AlanisMorissette’s Ironic Video on YouTube

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out, I really do think!!!

What do you think?

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