He always keeps a pack of cigarettes with him; his day cannot pass without his cigarette.
I always keep a pack of chewing gum with me, my day cannot pass with my gum.
If he doesn’t have a cigarette with him, he might ask a stranger for one.
If I don’t have a chewing gum with me, I might ask a stranger for one.
Whenever he gets pissed off, he lights a cigarette.
Whenever I get pissed off, I chew a gum.
If he remains pissed off, he lights another one.
If I remain pissed off, I chew another one.
His cigarette relaxes him.
My chewing gum relaxes me.
If he is hungry, he smokes a cigarette.
If I am hungry, I chew a gum.
When he goes to the supermarket, he buys several packs of cigarettes and keep them around.
When I go to the supermarket, I buy several packs of chewing gum and keep them around.
His cigarette hurts his lungs.
My chewing gum hurts my teeth.
He can’t live without his lungs.
I can live without my teeth.
I better offer him some chewing gum… and keep him next to me!!!